Archives for "December, 2008"
Quantum of Solace review
Last Friday night I made the stupid mistake of trying to have my cake and eat it too. That is to say, I tried to have my usual friday night swill-fest and take in the lastest Bond film, Quantum of Solace. Needless to say I can’t remember much of the film at all, but thought [...]
Which is the better insult, dicksmack or douchebag?
WARNING: You will probably have no interest in the following post unless you are a 13 year old male. I was thrilled the other day when my mate called me a dicksmack. I hadn’t heard this for so long, possibly since primary school. We discussed how great dicksmack is and also how awesome cocksmack is, [...]
Michael Jackson is a multi-talent
I’m proud of the fact that my local cluster of shops has nearly a 1:1 ratio of fish and chip shops to non-fish and chip shops. It’s hard to decide which of the poor bastards I should give my cash to – However, I do know that one important factor is the badassness of their [...]
Doing my bit for the boys in blue
I always thought I’d be a good police detective. Then I found out that you have to actually work your way up from humble beat cop and do a lot of study, and potentially be attacked by sunburned drunks with mullets who will later puke on you on the way to the station. I would [...]