Archives for "August, 2009"
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Scary Cat
At approximately 4.30am this morning I was awakened to a crashing sound from the spare bedroom. Regretting that I hadn’t more seriously investigated the purchase of a handgun from my local gun dealer, I staggered into the hallway.
A demon cat took flight at my approach and shot back into the bedroom. It jingled as it [...]
Telethon; so what’s on at the pub then?
Bringing back Telethon was a bigger mistake than that made by the animal rights activists who released the rage-infected monkey at the beginning of 28 Days Later.
It surely equals the decision to introduce the cane toad to Australia, the wrong turn taken by Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s driver, and the decision of the Titanic’s radio operators [...]