Archives for "September, 2009"
I Dream of Zucchini
In reading a few of my dreams below, before you smugly think to yourself ‘wow, what a cock’, just know that my dreams are more important and interesting than your waking life.
#1. A lawn-mowing procedural
The other night I dreamed that I was mowing someone’s lawn.
They wanted me to give it a good short cut but [...]
Suggestive Facebook Friend Suggestion
Most of Facebook’s friend suggestions are logical because they are the friend of a friend. But occasionally Facebook throws up strange, seemingly-random suggestions.
Here’s the perfect example: Facebook seems determined for me to be friends with Tanny McTits below and in weaker moments I am sorely tempted to oblige The Face, if it weren’t for the [...]
Never forget to logout of Facebook
Facebook is fast becoming passe, but every now and then something happens to totally redeem it.
The other day I noticed an amazing status update by a friend.
I couldn’t believe it, was it for real? And if so, what was the exact combination of alcohol and self-hate required to reach this point? The answer, a few [...]
The Riches
There’s a promo on C4 for a new show called The Riches.
It looks incredible, but that could be entirely due to Bob Dylan’s Shelter From the Storm playing over the top. It stars Minnie Driver (forever great after her character in Good Will Hunting wins over the lads with that nasty joke) and Eddie Izzard [...]
The real youth of England
I have really enjoyed watching series 3 of Skins on C4. Tonight is the grand final and I’m as excited as a school girl.
Last week they finally wrapped up the Emily/Naomi lesbian subplot which was a relief – it had been dragging on through the whole series and really just needed resolution to make way [...]