Archives for "November, 2009"

Posted by Brainwashable on 30th November 2009

An important health & safety warning

When Axl Rose sung about the cold November rain, he was thinking of a weather system heading toward winter (and, it would seem, an emotionally-distant lover, the groupie with the great ass who got her hooks in way too deep).
In the southern hemisphere it’s a different story. Rain in November is just a momentary hiccup [...]

Posted by Brainwashable on 15th November 2009

That beautiful game in Wellington: New Zealand 1, Bahrain 0

Last night was my new greatest moment as a professional spectator.
Here’s video of the first goal by Rory Fallon late in the first half to put NZ 1-0 up:

Here’s a few All White attempts on goal and the moment when the final whistle blew – sensational!

Posted by Brainwashable on 13th November 2009

Chinese peasants are laughing at me

As far as I know, the Chinese are still using chopsticks.

I remember smugly laughing along with Seinfeld’s audience. ‘Ha! Stupid Chinese’.
But at dinner time yesterday, the joke was on me.
Who would have thought that one would bite down so forcefully upon soft poached eggs on toast? Total overkill.
And why didn’t I remove the fork from [...]

Posted by Brainwashable on 4th November 2009

The uncanny resemblance that no one is talking about

I can’t get over how much Rove McManus looks like Harry McNaughton (who plays Gerald Tippet, Shortland Street’s asexual pin-up boy).
There can be no doubt that they are identical twins, no doubt whatsoever:
As for similarities beyond their identical dna… they’re both snappy dressers, both in the ‘industry”.
And what’s more, they’re both gay.
My evidence? I found [...]