Archives for "December, 2009"

Posted by Brainwashable on 9th December 2009

Put something on the end of it!

I’m slightly obsessed with Jeremy Kyle. It’s mainly out of jealously.
He’s the luckiest man in the world, getting paid crazy money to yell at chavs all day.
That must be so therapeutic.
His favourite thing to yell is “you should’ve put something on the end of it!”
So I made a public health poster for safe sex (for [...]

Posted by Brainwashable on 6th December 2009

The artist who inhaled his own sculpture

Our local TV station, CTV, exists solely and shamefully as a vehicle for local business owners with walrus moustaches and body odour to peddle tile reductions and ranch slider discounts.
I’m sure you know plenty of comparable local stations, stubbornly the last great bastions against taste and relevance.
On CTV, any footage of Christchurch city, regardless of [...]

Posted by Brainwashable on 3rd December 2009

Does Cheryl West die? Predictions for Outrageous Fortune Season 6

I just finished watching Outrageous Fortune Season 5 on dvd and it was brilliant!

Here’s a few quick predictions for Season 6 in 2010. What a delicious cliffhanger! Gerard clutching his severed throat and firing off 3 shots like such a cop. I feel a little sorry for him because every other character on the show [...]