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		<title>In defence of gym grunters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A recent NZ TV ad for TSB Bank attacks gym grunters. It suggests we shouldn&#8217;t tell gym grunters about TSB&#8217;s latest amazing offer because they are such annoying bastards, universally hated. I couldn&#8217;t disagree more. Insane point #1 Gym grunters are by far the best thing about the gym, nay the universe. I wish that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/real-life/in-defence-of-gym-grunters/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t read on the toilet, you idiot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having been away from office life for a blessed sweet while, I have recently returned in order to once again afford the luxuries of life such as 2-ply toilet paper and toilet brushes with fancy plastic splash guards. Which allows me to segue neatly into &#8216;office outrage #1&#8242;, in which I will rant pointlessly about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/office-life/dont-read-on-the-toilet-you-idiot/</link>
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		<title>Confessions of a web fiend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember this great Simpsons moment? Ad Agency Chief: You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those. [Homer immediately punches ad agency chief in the face] Ad Agency Chief [unperturbed]: Happens all the time. I have a similarly shameful admission to make. Something so awful that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/web-development/confessions-of-a-web-fiend/</link>
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		<title>The man with the bulldog tattoo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hamilton police have set a new world record for understatement, describing a fugitive gunman&#8217;s striking facial tattoo merely as &#8216;distinctive&#8217;. Hamilton city area Police spokesman Bent Mischievously has been typically humble in acknowledging the achievement. &#8220;At first we were tempted by the adjectives &#8216;unthinkable&#8217; and &#8216;unprecedented&#8217; but we held our ground and trusted our audience, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/news/the-man-with-the-bulldog-tattoo/</link>
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		<title>Notes on a scoundrel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;ve been living under a rock, America&#8217;s ABC network has remade Outrageous Fortune and called it Scoundrels. It&#8217;s more or less exactly the same and apparently barely deviates from the original screenplay (at least the first episode anyway). I&#8217;ve watched all the promo trailers on the ABC site and realised that it&#8217;s impossible [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/television/notes-on-a-scoundrel/</link>
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		<title>Fresh Up Ad &#8211; Thirst is Creepy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While I&#8217;m on the subject of great ads, here&#8217;s videos of the excellent &#8216;Thirst is Creepy&#8217; ad series from Fresh Up. It&#8217;s the creepy mouth noises that make it perfect. As I recall, the men&#8217;s tailor one came out first: Followed by the massage one:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/television/fresh-up-thirst-is-creepy-ad/</link>
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		<title>Instant Kiwi Ad &#8211; Believe it or not</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s about time to post some great ads again. And the folk at the DDB New Zealand agency have done it again with another sensational Instant Kiwi ad for the &#8216;all new instant kiwi&#8217; campaign. This must be the most perfect ad of all time, great dancing by an awkward praying mantis of a man, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/television/instant-kiwi-ad-believe-it-or-not/</link>
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		<title>The All Whites are making me racist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember that great Conchords moment when Bret muses about his female coworker: &#8216;she&#8217;s so hot she&#8217;s making me sexist&#8217;? Now the All Whites (appropriately) are doing the same to me. They&#8217;re so hot right now, on the eve of their huge game against Paraguay, that I have found that I almost uncontrollably racially abuse their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/sport/the-all-whites-are-making-me-racist/</link>
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		<title>Ban the Vuvuzela and recycle those sons of bitches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Top 3 better uses for the vuvuzela I am easily the world&#8217;s number 1 ranked vuvuzela hater, but I don&#8217;t just want to be just another hater. I prefer to see myself as the friendly face of vuvuzela haters. Don&#8217;t misunderstand me, I don&#8217;t advocate leniency or mercy in any form. I&#8217;m no bleeding heart [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/sport/ban-the-vuvuzela-and-recycle-those-sons-of-bitches/</link>
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		<title>Try playing your vuvuzela after I shove it up your arse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well that&#8217;s just great, the Football World Cup has already been completely ruined for me. I tried watching some of the Argentina vs Nigeria game and nearly had a stoke after just 5 minutes of that god-awful vuvuzela drone. The vuvuzela is a small plastic trumpet designed by Satan himself to turn mentally-healthy people into [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.brainwashable.com/sport/try-playing-your-vuvuzela-after-i-shove-it-up-your-arse/</link>
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