You’re worse than Miss Universe

I really enjoy John Safran and Father Bob on their Australian radio show on the Triple J station called Sunday Night Safran (I listen to the podcast). John said possibly the funniest thing he’s ever said on the 18 May 2008 show:

You think you’re better than Miss Universe, dear listener, but you’re worse because you’re as stupid as her, plus you’re ugly.

Update: Here’s another great sound byte, this time on the subject of the next (presumably Jewish) holocaust:

I reckon that might be how the next holocaust happens. It will be ironic racism getting out of control.

You really must subscribe to John’s podcast.