The most obvious tinny house in New Zealand

Scored these from Jase

There’s a tinny house on my street that couldn’t be more obvious if it was Casa de Cannabis in Dope Crescent.

I walk past it at least a couple of times a day. Every time I do, there’s always a couple of guys pulling up in their skylines and trying to look all nonchalont as they head up the most heavily-trafficked pathway in New Zealand.

In my fantasy-world I yell at them: ‘Hey, Ray Liotta! Everyone knows what’s going on here. Just get it over with and move to Miami where you could grow a little moustache and start a moderately-successful boat cleaning business.

It makes me wonder if the cops even care. I think they might just surveil the place to have a good laugh at the wannabe gangsters of Christchurch.

One of the detectives does up a best-of video for the end of year party which has the guy who is so busy looking over his shoulder he trips over the front gate, and the big guy so nervous he bolts when startled by a toddler on his trike.

There’s probably a pinboard at the Chch police station with the title of ‘Presently too lame to bust’, with the tinny house on my street the house of the month.

Jason wouldn’t tolerate that sort of mediocrity at his tinny house.