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Posted by Brainwashable on 15th November 2009

That beautiful game in Wellington: New Zealand 1, Bahrain 0

Last night was my new greatest moment as a professional spectator.

Here’s video of the first goal by Rory Fallon late in the first half to put NZ 1-0 up:

Here’s a few All White attempts on goal and the moment when the final whistle blew – sensational!

Posted by Brainwashable on 2nd February 2009

Cheating bloody Aussies

Australian wicketkeeper Brad Haddin could not have been more of a cheating bastard if he’d tied a piece of twine to the bails and whipped them off while pointing in the air shouting ‘hey it’s Shane Warne!’

Posted by Brainwashable on 23rd August 2008

The 5 hottest female shot putters at Beijing

Shot Put. More like Hot Put, damn!

The shot put at Beijing was a turning point for my proud tradition of women’s sports voyeurism. No longer will I hang out for a sneaky perve at the beach volleyballers. Some of the world’s hottest female athletes get their kicks chucking solid steel balls around. Here are some of their finest.

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Posted by Brainwashable on 21st August 2008

Foot binding for the whole body

After seeing a couple of Chinese gymnasts at the Olympics, I quickly devised an age/appearance formula to deal with the fact that these girls were clearly all about 4 years old: Continue Reading