Put something on the end of it!

I’m slightly obsessed with Jeremy Kyle. It’s mainly out of jealously.

He’s the luckiest man in the world, getting paid crazy money to yell at chavs all day.

That must be so therapeutic.

His favourite thing to yell is “you should’ve put something on the end of it!”

So I made a public health poster for safe sex (for chavs).

I realise it’s a bit convoluted and technical – I’ll keep working on it.

Also, would chavs understand the word ‘condom’? Perhaps they’ve persisted with ‘rubber johnny’ or summit?

I’m so bored…